In this funny Pulp Fiction image, Jackson seems to be playing the children’s game “Guess Who”, and the same sarcastic question from the film fits really nicely.

This in fact does bring up a good idea…why not bring back old and retro games and modernize them with some classic films, actors, musicians and more…maybe that would take us away from the TV screen and video games. Otherwise…let us watch TV in peace.

I bet somebody thought that packing these many people is considered efficient transportation. What’s more is that they are putting the deranged ones out front, so it looks like they are having fun. Yeah, it is a lot of fun riding on a public train and holding out for dear life.

But then again…they probably didn’t have a choice of carriers.

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With so many girls flocking for Adam Lambert, wanting them to have their baby, here are some photos of Mr. Adam Lambert remakes you probably have never seen. They are some images of the popular young singer in ways that may make you appreciate you do not look like him. I mean, I always thought he was too pretty, didn’t you?

We will first begin with Emo Adam Lambert, also known as Adam Einstein, or Albert Lambert…damn, that’s catchy. Now, would you have taken Albert Einstein seriously if he had that annoying and crazy hair-do like Adam does? Probably not. ‘E=MC2? yeah whatever, please cut my hair and shut up.

Ken Doll Lambert is another image remake of Adam Lambert that seems to really fit the bill. Ken was always known as Barbie’s boyfriend and never really spoke much (or had nothing to say). Whatever, all I know is that this really reminds me of the American Idol finalist, and young girls would flock to purchase this version.

Lego Adam Lambert is the final remake that probably the easiest to get along with. He is tiny, doesn’t scream and whine like another Lambert we know and can be lost so quickly…but accidentally of course.

This soap dispenser seems like a totally R rated hygienic product that could probably be found in dive bars, women’s strip clubs or New York’s grand central station. It also gives kind of a catch 22, for if you need to use soap to clean your hands after your bathroom duties, would you think twice before using the Hasselhoff dispenser?

I for one would feel violated if I used soap that came out of Hasselhoff’s hot pants.

I have never supported the celebrity relationship between Kermit and Miss Piggy and there are many reasons, here are just a few:

- Kermit is a Frog, she is a Pig

- Swine Flu Epidemic…Duh!

- Kermit is a tiny..she is huge.

You can fill in the rest of the reasons these two shouldn’t have been together, but why no one warned Kermit that it could end up like this?

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This Swine Flu protective mask seems like a handy alternative and besides protecting against the current Swine Flu, it could also help against allergies, mother in law and whiny coworkers.

They are available at most Hardware and DIY shops…one size fits all.

If you have the taste for Swine Flu jokes, then the Swine Flu Pooh is a must.

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I guess that saving the world is having its effects. Now, this session at the Psychiatrist could be something completely different for Superman: problems from his childhood, parents abandoning him, wearing spandex…who knows? All I know is that such men, or Supermen, should be given their space and their time to vent.

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Winnie the Pooh has grown a lot since the Tao of Pooh, and here he reacts a lot different regarding the Swine Flu. He may be best friends with the Swine (Piglet to be exact), but in this time and age…you have to pick your friends carefully.

I never heard Pooh use such language or even think in such a way regarding the little Piglet, but you learn something new everyday. I guess the epidemic is affecting everyone…even the innocent, caring Winnie the Pooh.

Well, it is just short and funny Swine Flu humor…no harm done.

You may love the new President or hate him, either way, he could help you sleep at night. The presidential Sleep mask was made by a FreakyOldWoman who is probably a big Obama fan. She may have had only dreams of visiting the White house, but now she has totally made it a lot further and gets to sleep with the President every night.

If you are also interested in such an intimate sleepover with Barack Obama…here’s your chance.

This child may be a little more than disturbed, he took it up[on himself to paint himself completely to look like Spiderman. You forgot kid, Spiderman wears a mask and his skin is not colored red and blue. In another point of view, you can say this kid is really determined…no one is going to tell him he can’t be Spiderman for Halloween.

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